Monday, March 31, 2008

Mehrshad - Havato Daram

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This video was actually shot over a year ago (Jan2007) by Sirous Kerdoni In LA. Mehrshad has a new album coming out and it seems like it is going to be a good summer for Iranian music since a lot of artists are releasing new material. I kind of like this song, it has a nice tempo and it's perfect for this summer!

Eshgh, Zendegi va Donya

Ye rooz ye marde mire khastegari, mikhaste az beyne 3ta dokhtar yekisho entekhab kone.
Avali omad esmesh Eshgh bood, kheily zesht bood.
Dovomi oomad esmesh Zendegi bood ye eibe dige dasht.
Gabl az inke Donya biad, khastegare be mamane goft: AGE ESHGH HAMINE, AGE ZENDEGI INE, NEMIKHAM CHESHMAM IN DONYA RO BEBINE!

Esarat

Ye rooz ye abadani az esarat azad mishe, bahash mosahebe mikonan
mige in namard araqihaa ham shekanjeye roohi mikardan ham shekanjeye
jesmi... khabar negar miporse mishe yek meghdaari rajebe shekanjeyeye
roohi bishtar toozih bedid... mige volek, eynake Ray Ban adamo migereftan
joloye cheshe adam paa mizashtan roosh va khordesh mikardand!

Doozde Khob

Ye aghahi Credit cardesho midozdan vali report be bankesh nemide, azash miporsan chera report nadade mige dozde kharjesh kam tar az khanoomame, ba hamoon bemoone behtare...

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Leila Forouhar - Be Joone To

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What's going on with Leila Forouhar's hair? Some of the styles she has are simply...well let's just say...they aren't really stylish.

Yahoo

Ye ruz torke khodesho send to all mikone bad yahoo khar tu khar mishe

Pirezane

Ye bache sobh dir mire madrese modir madrese miporse chera dir amady?
Bache mige agha pirezane pulesh ro gom karde bud. Modir mige khob
pirezaneh pulesh ro gom karde bud to cera dir amady mige akhe paye
man ru pulesh bud!

Mosafer

Esfehanie too mosabegheye mashin roony sherkat mikone, vasate rah mosafer mizane

Friday, March 28, 2008

Submit Jokes

Salam / Hello!

Age mikhahid joke ya ahang begozarid dar in site, lotfan peyghame khodetono jah bezarid.

If you would like to contribute with jokes or music clips then you can leave a comment on this page.

Merci /Thank You!

Afshin, Amir Ali, Tataloo & Tohi - Gir Dadi

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Another track from Afshin's new album. He has collaborated with Amir Tataloo and Hossein Tohi, a couple of great iranian artists. This song is probably my favourite from his new album. His remake of his old song Gonjishke is also really great. I really recommend his new album, it will be this summer's most played album.

Ghouror

Kash tu zendegi 3chiz nabud:

1-ghorur

2-eshgh

3-dorugh

Ta kasi be khatere ghoruresh be eshghesh dorugh nemigoft.

Salmooni

Torke mire joloye aiyne mige: Agha bebakhshid man shomaro yek jah nadidam?

Kami fekr mikone...

Mige: Aha dirooz too salmooni!

Doozdi

Yek roz yek torke va yek tehrani miran dozdi. Toye khone bodan ke yekdafe police miad va yeki az anha mige: Ist korekhar!

Bad torke mige: Mano shenakhtan, to darro!

Havapeyma

Torke mire fooroodgah bileet mikhare bere kharej..... bad mishine khabesh mibare... dostesh miyad bidaresh kone

Ali..?? Ali??? .... eeeehhh Ali bidarsho havapeyma raft...

Torke bidar mishe mige: Boro baba koja raft...bileetesh daste mane..!!

Shahram Shabpare - Mimiram Barat

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I LOVE it!!! This man can never do wrong when it comes to music...LOVE IT! This song is from his new album that will be released soon, he dedicated the song to his daughter Donya. The music video is amazing, the theme is fun and Shahram really knows how to make things HOT!

Khahar

Be torke migan khaharet mesle soosk mimoone. Gheirati mishe, mizane yaaroo mikoshe. Badesh mige: Man ke khaahar nadashtam!

Hess

Ruzi ye ghalbe khasteh budam ke hamishe barat geryeh mikard,

Hamishe be yadet bud va be yadet misukht,

Midunesti dustet daram vali raftiyo mano tanha gozashti,

Hamsihe ruye divare ghalbam esmet mundegar bud,

Esmi ke ye hese ghashangi dasht,

Heseh asheghi ye hese ghashang ke hanuzam delam vasash par mizaneh va hanuzam dar tabe eshghe to misuzam.

Cheshm

Cheghadar beyne del va harfaye ma faselast, cheshamun mikhande ama delamun bihoselast.

Rastin - Zalem

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Finally a new song from Rastin! I haven't really made up my mind yet...don't know if I like it or if it's just another song like any other song...

Update: I LOVE IT!

Otoban

Yek rooz yek police be yek torke tu otoban gir mide, mige: Govahiname, karte mashin va karte bimeh.

Torke mige: Che kar konam, jomle besazam?

Moorche

Az yek torke miporsan ghavitarin heyvooneh donya chiye?

Mige moorche.

Miporsan chera moorche?

Mige akhe yek bar didam yeh moorche raft to soorakhe bargh, raftam daresh biyaram hamchin laghat zad do metr part shodam.

Berakhs!

Bebakhshid bishtar az in nemiresam barat sms beferestam, az vaghti ke andy gofte: “khoshgela bayad beraghsand”, dige be hich kari nemiresam!

Credit: Arman

Namak

Az torke miporsand sakhtarin kar be nazare shoma chie?

Torke:”Namakdoon por kardan”!

Chetor?

Torke:Khob didi surakhesh chegradar kochak hastand!

Credit: Arman

Paneer

Yek rooz yek nafar mire dare yakhchalro baz mikone mibine jele milarze mige natars mikham panir bardaram!

Befahm!

Doost nadaram begam ke dooset daram,

Doost daram ke befahmi ke dooset daram.

Artesh

Yeh rooz yek afsareh artesh daashteh baa chand taa sarbaaz harf mizadeh.
Be avalish mireseh mige "Esmet chiyeh?"
Sarbaazeh mige "Houshang"
Afsareh mige "In chiyeh dastet gerefti?"
Sarbaaz mige "Tofang"
Afsareh mige "Tofang?! tofang?! In khahareteh! In madareteh! In aberooteh! In mamlekateteh!"
Bad mireseh be sarbaazeh badi mige "Esmet chiye?"
Sarbaaz mige "Asghar"
Mige "In chiye dastet gerefti?"
Sarbaazeh mige "Khahar madareh Houshang"

Mard

Torke mire khasdegari mibine dokhtare sibil dare, mige: Chera sibil dari?

Dokhtare narahat mishe mire tu otagh, torke mire deldarish bede mige: Mard ke gerye nemikone.

Nafas

Pahat az tars belarze

Hamchin aberooto mibaram ke sareto bala nayari

Bache sosol

Midoni man kiam?

Man ghabz telephonetonam ke postetono mikanam

Zelzele

Az ye torke miporsan midooni zelzele dar asare chie?

Mige: Baba yeki javabe pm khoda ro nemide, khoda ham BUZZ mizane!

Afshin - Delam Barat Halake

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Finally! Afshin has a new song out! I like it. ALOT!

110

Torke mizane ye polisaro mikoshe zang mizane 110 mige: Hehehe hala shodin 109!

Hame

Hame migan adam bayad baraye residan be eshghesh az tamame 2nya begzare vali to ke donyaye mani chetori azat begzaram!

Saat

Emroz raftam barat ye saat bekharam, vali harchi gashtam hich saati be ghashangie oon saati ke didamet peyda nakardam!

Credit: Sofia

Arash & Shaggy - Donya

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Yek Eshgh Digar

Khoda midune cheghadrad duset daram.

Khoda midune tanha eshghe mani.

Khoda midune bejoz to be hichkas dige del nabastam, khoda midune man in smso bara chand nafar ferstadam.

Kochik

Dusti entekhab kon ke delesh oun ghadr bozorg basheh ke vase ja shodan to delesh majbor nashi khodeto kochik koni.

Yek

Yek nasihat: Movazebe khodet bash!

Yek khahesh: Aslan avaz nasho!

Yek arezoo: Faramosham nakon!

Yek dorogh: Toro dost nadaram!

Yek haghighat: Delam barat tang shode...

Kash

Kash mitavanestim faselehaye miyane vojudeman ra kam konim va ba ham yekrang shavim,

Kash mitavanestim in yekrangi ra hefz konim va ba ham yeki shavim,

Kash mitavanestim in yeki budan ra hefz konim va hargez joda nashavim.

Rezaya & Tataloo - Haal Giri

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Yek taraneh noh az Rezaya va Amir Tataloo be nameh Haal Giri. Kheyli bahale!

"Kase koozato jam kon boro az in khoone emshab! Kase koozato jam kon boro ke be khoone to teshnam!"

Nakhshe

Age to koche pas kochehaye delam gom shodi,

Donbale kasi nagard ke adres behet bede,

Chon gheir az to hich kas onja nist...

Morgh

Ye zan mire restooran, morgh sefaresh mide, vaghti ke morgho miyaran parr dare, be garsone mige: Agha in parr dare...

Garsone mige: Khanoom narahat nashoo, morghaye ma enghadr mimonan ta parr dar miyaran!

Jorab

Torke mire jorab foroshi mige: Agha man ye jorab mikham.

Foroshande mige: Mardoone?

Torke dastesho deraz mikone dast mide mige: Mardoone!

Rooze Ghalbha

Rastesh mikhastam ye chize kheyli mohemio behet begam vali nemidunam begam ya na?

Nemigam.

Bikhial migam.

Migam: Happy Valentine's Day!

Credit: Sofia

Dard

Boghze gerye too cheshmam,

Harfaye dard rooye labham,

Chejoori bayad begam man bi to donya ro nemikham...

Inja

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T .. V W X Y Z!

Age gofty jaye U kojast?

Inja too ghalbe man!

Mosaferat

Yek torke be tehran mosaferat mire va polash dar tehran tamam mishe.

Be pedaresh telegraf mifreste va mige: Man kazem pool lazem.

Pedarash telegraf mizane va mige: Madaret mariz kerm nariz!

Bedoone To

Bi to na kare jahan lang shode

Na beyne zamino aseman jang shode

Na kooh shode abo na darya shode khoshk

Ama dele man baraye to tang shode!

Age

Age mikhay ghalbe mehraboneto azam begiri, begir.

Age mikhay dastaye garmeto azam begiri, begir.

Age mikhay negahe nazeto azam begiri, begir.

Age mikhay eshgheto azam begiri, begir.

Ama toro khoda gitare Shamayizadaro azash nagir...nagir!

Shahryar - Gandomak

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Doset Daram

Kharj kon vali esraf nakon.

Ashegh sho vali divanegi nakon.

Asode bash vali bikhiali nakon.

Harf bezan vali veraji nakon.

Dostet daram...vali poro nasho.

Tars

Migi asheghe barooni vali vaghti baroon miyad chatr migiri. Migi asheghe barfi vali az 1 goole barf mitarsi. Migi asheghe parandehaei vali oona ro mindazi too ghafas. Migi asheghe golhaei vali oona ro az shakheh joda mikoni. Onvaght entezar dari natarsam vaghti migi asheghami?!

Tanha

Adam ye bar be donya miyad, ye bar ham az donya mire.

Age ashegh nashe, tanha miyad, tanha mire...

Ramin Bibak - Ghashangtarin Eshtebahi

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Somehow this guy reminds me of Shadmehr Aghili, he's good but not in the same way as Shadmehr was in Iran. If you would like to know more about Ramin Bibak, visit his myspace where you can aslo listen to his other songs. I wouldn't recommend his offical webpage since it doesn't seem ready yet.

Doost Pesar

Be dokhtare migan: Shoma chera be doost pesaretoon migin bf?

Mige: Akhe mokhafafe badbakhte falakzadast!

Ashk

Dishab to fekret budam, ke 1 ghatre ashk az chesham jari shod.

Az ashk porsidam chera omadi?

Goft akhe to cheshat kasi hast ke dige jaye man nist .

Nameh

Torke inghad vase doost dokhtaresh name mifreste ke belakhare doost dokhtaresh ba name resun ezdevaj mikone!

Bekhor

Ey pizzaye eshgham,

Hambergere ghalbam,

Kabab zendegim va esbageti afkaram man bo to felafelam!

Valy - Delbare Mehraban

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A little tune from our neighbouring country Afghanistan, nice song :)

Jazire

Dele adama mesle 1 jazire door oftade mimone!

Inke ki vase avalin bar pa be jazire mizare mohem nist, mohem un kasiye ke hichvaght jaziraro tark nemikone...

Dom

Negah kon be poshtet bebin dom dari?

Nadari?

Pas khodeti chon khare ma az koregi dom nadasht.

Toop

Age toopet oftad khone hamsaye va parash kard aslan narahat nabash.

Chon ye nafar hast ke ghalbesho bezare zire pahat ta bahash bazi koni...!

Soosk

Sooske raft dastshooi, dampairo did va goft: Bezan namard bezan!

Credit: Farshid

Ab

Kachale mire arayeshgah, hame mizanan zire khande.

Mige: Maraz omadam ab bokhoram.

Gosfand

Midoni farghe to ba gosfand chie?

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Hichi!!!

Rezaya & Armin 2afm - Kerevat

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Sib

Doost daram to sib bashio man chaghu.

Pusteto bekanam!!!

Miduni chera?

Chon age chaghu bekhad puste sibo bekane bayad doresh begarde...

Arezoo

Be lore migan: Chera dars mikhoni?

Mige: Mikhoonam ta doktor besham, maktab bezanam, pool dar biyaram beram nissan bekharam bahash kar konam!

Bilit

Hey mikham zodtar behet sar bezanam, vali bilite baghe vahsh geroone!

Ehsan Khaje Amiri - Shame Akhar

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Since this song doesn't have a official music video I took this clip I found on Youtube. It's a collection of scenes from the Iranian tv show Miveye Mamnooe where an elderly man falls in love with a young woman whom he is trying to help. The show seems to be pretty good and the song is even better, the lyrics are so wonderful!

Ghaza

Torke mire resturant mige ghazaye makhsoosetun chie?

Garson mige : ajklsdahlkjsdhfsdf ba limoo.

Torke mige: ajklsdahlkjsdhfsdf ba chi???

Khatar

Khatar.... age in SMS ro bekhooni virus varede maghzet mishe...
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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Esmeto

Esmeto gozashtam gol tarsidam pagmorde shi,

Gozashtam khorshid tarsidam goroob koni,

Gozashtam joonam ke agar khodaye nakarde rafti manam beram.

Fekr

Age fekr kardi divunatam, dustet daram, delvapasetam, nabinamet mimiram...dorost fekr kardi!!!

Ashghal

Mohem nist ke ba che lebasi miyay, mohem nist ke ba che mashini miyay, mohem nist key miyay...

Faghat biya in ashghalaro az jeloye dar bebar, boo mide.

Khande

Age joke jadid nadari axeto befrest bekhandim!

Khatereh

Age dardi too pahat hes mikoni, age ehsas mikoni kheili khasteii, be khatere ine ke roozi 1000 bar tooye khateram miyayo miri...

Playstation

Torke mire playstation bekhare pool kam miare televisonesho mifrooshe!

Peyda

Torke donbale ja park migashte peyda nemikone mige: Khodaya age ye ja park baram peyda koni namaz mikhoonam.

Ye dafe ye ja peyda mishe mige: Nemikhad khodam peyda kardam!

Baroon

Vaghti baroon miad dastato begir zire baroon

Har chanta ghatrei ke gerefti to mano doost dari

Har chan ta ke nagerefti man toro doost daram...

Raghs

Torke kelase raghs baz mikone, hafteye aval varshekast mishe!

Midooni chera?

Chon harouz polasho roo sare shagerdash shabash mirikht...

Emzah

Harfio bezan ke betooni benevisi,

Chizio benevis ke betooni pasho emza koni,

Chizio emza kon ke betooni behesh amal koni...

Shena

Be torke migan: Age ab nabood, chi mishod?

Mige: Ma shena yad nagereftim, dar natije ghargh mishodim.

Zendeh

Az emrooz ta 4 rooze dige bishtar zendeh nisti

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Hal kon gosfande aziz!

Amal

Jadidtarin tablighe matabe jarrahane plastic:

Looloo biar, Hooloo bebar!

Ghalb

Ey ke pa gozashti roye ghalbe man
Ey ke dar ra basti be roye man
Dar ra baz kon ke dastam monde laye dar!

Midooni?

Be torke migan: Computer baladi?

Mige: Man aslan khodaye computeram, aslan ba computer bozorg shodam!

Migan: Khob roshanesh kon bebinim.

Torke mige: Na dar in had...

Bale

Torke zang mizane ajans mige: Agha bebakhshid mashin darid?

Mige: Bale...

Torke: Khosh be haletoon, ma ke nadarim!

Komak?

Tehroonie dasht torkaro mizad o migoft: Mikoshamet Akbar!

Yeki mige: Agha chera mizanish?

Torke mige: Bezar bezane man ke Akbar nistam.

Kerm

Doost daram baham berim jome mahigiri, midooni chera?

Chon kheili kerm dari!!!

Estakhr

Torkaro az estakhr biroon mikonan, miporse baraye chi, migan chon
too ab shashidi, mige khob hame mishashan... migan are vali na az roo
Daiv!!!

Khoshali

To donya 3 nafar kheili hal mikonan :

1-Oni ke be eshghesh mirese

2-Oni ke be ersesh mirese

3-Oni ke PM man behesh mirese

Zabun

un chiye ke avalesh manam, badesh toie, akharesham zabune?
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yekam bishtar fekr kon
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golgav zabune dige!

Tokhme morgh

Ye rooz sobh esfehoonie ba zanesh az khab pa mishano esfehoonie mige: Khob eyal ta to vasi sobhane do ta tohkmi morgh dores koni, manam beram poshti boom bebinam in anten chichi shes.

Esfehoonie mire balaye poshte boom va mashghoole var raftan ba anten yeho pash liz mikhore part mishe payeen, too rah ke dashte mioftade payeen dame panjere ashpazkhoonashoon ke mirese dad mizane : Yeki bepez!! Yeki bepez!!

Miveh

Ye rooz ye lore dasht holoo mikhord, vaghti tamum mishe mirese be hastash mige damesh garm toosh gerdoo ham dare!

Boos Boos

1) Moblieto vardar...

2) Bezar ru lopet!

3) Tu rahe!

M*

MA*

MAC*

MACH in BOOS az rahe door taghdim be to ke behtarini!

Credit: Sofia

Shir

Be torke to behesht migan che joori mordi?

Mige dashtam shir mikhordam.

Migan az shir khordan ke adam nemimireh!

Migeh akhe gaaveh yeho neshast

Bazigar

3 nafar mikhastan hokm bazi konan, Ye pa kam dashtan, yekishoon mige: Asghar joon, ghorboonet, bebin kasiro sare koocheh gir miyari?

Asghar ye negah mindazeh be koocheh, mibineh ye babayi vaysadeh, dastesh ro kardeh too jibesh, dare vaseh khodesh soot mizaneh!

Az hamoon bala dad mizaneh: Agha, bazi mikoni?

Yaroo hol misheh mige: Na be khoda, daram tanamo mikharoonam!

Biya

Be torke migan: Age be yeki be ingilisi mikhay begi biya inja chi migi?

Mige: Migam COME HERE.

Migan: Khob agar mikhay begi boro onja chi migi?

Mige: Miram onja migam COME HERE!

Pool

Ye rooz ye torke mikhaste kharesho bebare shahr befrooshe, vasate rah khabesh mibare.

Vaghti bidar mishe mibine khareh dare pool mishmore!

Rishtarash

Pesare az sarbazi barmigardeh, dadash khoochikasho sare koocheh mibineh ke ta zire chooneh rish dar avorde!
Mige: Dadash chi shodeh, ettefaghi oftadeh?

Dadashe ye negahe asabani behesh mikoneh mire! Mire dame khooneh, dadash bozorge daro baz mikoneh, mibineh ta gardan rish dar avordeh! Mige: Dadash chi shodeh? Naneh morde?

Oonam ye nega behesh mikoneh mire! Mire too khooneh, mibineh babash ham ta naaf rish dar avordeh! Mige baba chi shodeh? Babahe mige: Lamassab, akhe chera oon rish tarasho ba khodet bordi?

Ghol

Farse mireh khooneye khoda, kholaseh kheili az karash pashimoon boodeh o dar hale tobeh va mige: Ghasam mikhoram dige vase torka jok nasazam…

Hamoon moghe ye torke mizaneh poshtesh mige: Agha bebakhshid! Ghebleh kodoom tarafe?!

Dood

Sigar ba inke midone akharesh zir pa lehesh mikoni,

Vali ta akharesh barat misuze,

Sigaretam dadash!

Fargh

Midooni farghe to ba rish chiye?
Rish eslah misheh vali to eslah nemishi!

Mashin

Torke savare samand mishe.
Yeho sedaye zani miad ke mige: Lotfan dar khodro ra bebandid,
Torke mige: Khob bastam, hala bia biroon jigar!

Akhond

Ye akhonde bad az ghomar bazi mire balaye membar va dar hali ke havasesh part budesh yek dafe ye carte bibie khaj az jibesh miofte paeen. Kholase khejalat zade fekr mikone ke chi bege zaye nashe joloye mardom.

Mige: In axe kie?
Hame migan: Bibie khaje dige!
Akhonde mige: Ey adamhaye nabekar, shoma bibie khaj ro mishnasid amma bibie fatameh zahra ro nemishnasid!?

Tavalod

Dar donya 2 chizo kheily dost daram.

Yeki toro va on yeki ham gol ro.

Gol ra baraye to.

To ra baraye hamishe.

Azizam tavalodet mobarak.

Khatm

Lore babash mimire, hameye doostash baraye khatm babash mian.

Lore ehsasati mishe mige: Ishalla khatme babatoon jobran konam!

Bazi

Salaam, Khoobi?
Ye lotfi mikoni?
Ye axe tamam ghad az khodet baram send kon lotfan, mikham cart baazi konam, ama Joker gom shode!

Aval

Be eshtiyaghe avvalin daneye barf,

Be tahamole akharin barge payiz,

Be garmaye tane khorshid va be zibayie asemane shab ghasam mikhoram ke sare kari!

Monday, March 24, 2008

Moayene

Zane mire doctor mige: Aghaye doctor, in sinam inghadr dard mikoneh ke mikham bekanamesh bendazam jelo gorbeh!

Doctore mige: Miyao miyao miyao

Hamoom 2

Torke ba khodkaar mirafte hamoom.

Migan: Chera ba khodkaar?

Mige: Harjamo mishooram alamat mizanam!

Taleh

Ye sarhange mire padeghan,mibine hame lokht rah miran, miporse : inja che khabare?

Migan: Ye sarbaze ghazvini farar karde, vasash tale gozashtim!

Shaam

Torke too jazireye adam khaarha gir miofteh.

Mige : Hala bia be ina sabet kon maa adam nistim!

Doosti

Toye jonube tehran, ye piremarde har rooz joloye dare zendan ye latra mibine ke dota cigar mikeshe.
Yek rooz az late miporse:
-Baraye chi hamishe dota cigar mikeshi?
-Dadaash midooni, in yeki barye mane va in yeki baraye doostame ke too zendane.

Bad az chand vagt piremarde mibine ke hamoon late faghat yek cigar mikeshe.
Az late miporse:
-Chi shode? Doostet morde ke to faghad yek cigar mikeshi?
-Na Baba, in yeki baraye doostame, khodam cigarro tark kardam!

Nazar

Az torke miporsan nazaret darbaraye khoda chie?

Mige: Khoda kheyli mehraboone, kheyli khobe, ishallah hazarate abbas negahdaresh bashe.

Hamoom

Yek ruz 5ta ghazvini miran hamoom 1...2....3 saat migzare, hamoomie shak mikone, mire to hamoom mibine sabooneshoon oftade ro zamin kasi jorat nadare baresh dare!

Eshghe Madar

Torke shalvaresho baraks mipooshe zippesh poshtesh boode, dashte mirafte az khoone biroon nanash mige:

-Elahi nane gorboonet bere ke vaghti dari miri engar dari bar migardi!

Eshghe Vaghei

Yekbar ye aghai be khanoomesh mige mahi khanom.

Zanesh motarez behesh mige: Man chand bar begam esme man mahi nist ahoe begoo ahoo khanom.

Bad marde mige: Ey baba heyvan, heyvan ast dige!

Doroogh

Gorge bad az kolli jostojoo ID shangolo mangolo gir miare, kolli bahashon chat mikone ta gharar mizare.

Vaghti mire sare gharar mibine choopane dorogh goo omade...

Malake

Ye ghazvini va esfahani shab mast kardan, gereftan bordaneshoon kalantari,
police az ghazviniye porsid ki hasti? ghazviniye goft padeshahe Ghazvin.
Police goft in khayli maste, zendanesh konid.

Az esfahniye porsid to ki hasti? esfahaniye goft padeshahe Esfahan.
Police goft inam khayli maste, zendanesh khonid.

Farda sobh dobare hardoshoono avordan va police dobare az ghazviniye: ki hasti?
dobare goft padeshah Ghazvin. Az esfahaniye porsid to ki hasti?
goft: "Vala ta dishab padeshah Esfahan vali az dishab ta hala Malake Ghazvin."

Parking

Boos tanha tasadofi ast ke polis nadarad.

Aghoosh tanha parkingi ast ke jarime nadarad.

Ey kash dar parkinge man tasadof koni...

Gholab

Yeki delesh vase mahigir misoze.

Yeki delesh vase mahi ama kasi delesh vase to nemisoze ke sare gholabi!

Bachegi

Bache boodim dokhtara ashghe aroosak ha bodan pesara asheghe mard haye ghavi hala ke bozorg shodim dokhtara asheghe mard haye ghavi hasan pesara asheghe aroosak...

Kamran & Hooman - Man Age Nabasham


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Kamran & Hooman!!! My two favorite brothers in the music industry right after Shahram and Shahbal Shabpareh. I like the beat in the beginning and the dance is pretty good, overall it's a typical Kamran & Hooman song and it's rockin'!

Doostane aziz, in site faghat ye clip az Kamran va Hooman publish karde. Kamran va Hooman na comments mikhonan, na javab be comments midan.
Khosh bashid /Snapper

Lahje

Be ye abadaniye migan bacheye kojayi?
Mige: Volek az lahjom nemifahmi mo beche tehroonom?

Naame

Torke ba khoda ghahr mikone bad mikhaste vase yeki naame benevise balaye safhash minevise:

"Be name bazia"

Zange Dar

Ghazvinie zange dare khonash ro kenare pashneye dar nasb mikone, balash ham minevise:

Madyoonni age ba pat zang bezani!

Labkhand

Ye nafar....

Ye jayee....

Hame vaght.... Tamoome royahash labkhande toe.
Pas ye jayee, ye vaghti, ba ye labkhand yadesh kon...

Labkhand

Ye nafar....

Ye jayee....

Hame vaght.... Tamoome royahash labkhande toe.
Pas ye jayee, ye vaghti, ba ye labkhand yadesh kon...

Mesvak

Mard: Chera davamun mishe, asabani nemishi?

Zan: Khodamo kontorol mikonam.

Mard: Chejuri?

Zan: Tovaleto mishuram.

Mard: Che rabti dare?

Zan: Akhe ba mesvake to mishuramesh!

Faseleh

Midoni chera beine angoshtanat fasele hast?

Chon ye roz yeki peyda mishe ke in faseleha ro por kone.

Eshgh

Eshgh faghat eshghe lati,
Aragh sagio obejo ghati,
Pario Zario Shamsio Fati,
Habse abad bi molaghati,
Fekr nakoni gonde latim na,
Ma faghat khaterkhatim...

Taghsim

Bia donyaro taghsim konim:

Setareha male to asemon male man

Mah male to khorshid male man

Aslan hameye donya male to vali to male man!

Madar

Mardaye faransavi ham zan daran ham mashoghe, vali zaneshono bishtar dust daran.

Mardaye americayi ham zan daran ham mashoghe, vali mashoghashono bishtar dust daran.

Mardaye irani ham zan daran ham mashoghe vali Mamaneshono bishtar dust daran!

Noghte Zaf

Har kasi too donya ba ye chizi khar mishe:

Khers ba asal ,
Toti ba tokhmeh ,
Sag ba ostekhon,
To chetor?
Hanoz moz dost dari?

Ziba

Cheshmat vaghty zibast ke male ashk bashe.

Ashk vaghty zibast ke male eshgh bashe.

Eshgh vaghty zibas ke male to bashe.

To vaghty zibay ke dastet to DAMAGHET bashe

Male Khodet

Az khoda nakhah ke hameye donya male to bashe,

Az khoda bekhah onike hameye 2nyaye toe male kasi dige nabashe.

Ayeneh

Ye dokhtare masihi mire pishe keshish. Mige man har vaght az jeloye ayeneh rad misham migam che dokhtare koshgeli, aya gonah mikonam?

Keshish mige: Na, faghat doroogh migi!

Baradarzan

Be qazvinie migan chera ta hala ezdevaj nakardi ?

Mige akhe baradar zane delkhahamo entekhab nakardam!

Kamtar Bishtare

Midooni chera dokhtara be mize arayesh migan mize towalet?

Baraye inke mishnan poshtesh mirinan be ghiafashoon!

To Mesle Khorshid Hasti

To Mesle Khorshid hasti!
Midooni Chera?
Chon ba hamoun negahe avalet mishod fahmid,
Az Poshte Kooh Oomadi!

Khodeti?

Ghazanfar raft Kart forooshi o porsid: Agha shoma karti darid ke roosh neveshte bashe:
To tanha eshghe man hasti?

Forooshande: Bale!

Ghazanfar: Lotfan 16 ta Bedid!

Tasadof

Torke sare 4rah mizane aghabe ye maxima, bad az kolli khahesh o tamanna ranandeh behesh mige boro.

Mire 4rahe badi, dobare mizaneh be hamoon mashin! Dastesh ro mikone biroon mige: Manam, boro!

Nozadan

2 ta nini pishe ham khabide boodan, Pesare az dokhtare miporse: To dokhtali ya pesal?
Dokhtare mige: Nemidoonam!
Pesare mige: Bezal man belam zire patoo bebinam...mire va miyad..mige: To dokhtali!
Dokhtare mige: Az koja fahmidi?
Pesare mige: Akhe joolabat soolatiye!

Doost Dashtan

Mard: Chera dokhtara inghadr khoshgelan?
Khoda: Baraye inke shoma doosteshoon dashte bashin
Mard: Pas chera inghadr ahmaghan?
Khoda: Khob baraye inke oona ham shoma ro doost dashte bashan!

There's A Hole In My Sock

Torke mire khayati mige:

-In parcharo baraye man kot shalvar bedooz, farda nayam begi suzanam shekasto bargh nabodo charkham kharab shod, aslan pedarsag bede nemikhd beduzi!

Pure Love

Zane az shoharesh miporseh ” azizam to zane khoshgel doost dari ya zane ba shoor?
Shoharesh migeh “hichkodom azizam man toro doost daram”!

Don't Give A Promise You Can't Hold

Too oon donya ye tehrani, ye esfehani va ye ghazvini eltemas mikonan ke ye forsate dige beheshoon bedan, bad az kolli eltemas, khoda beheshoon mige agar gonah konid tabdil be sang mishid!
Miyan in donya, hamintor dashtan miraftan ke tehraniye ye dokhtar mibine miyofte donbalesh, hamoon ja sang mishe.
Esfehaniye mibine ye 1000 tomani oftade zamin, dolla mishe bardare, ghazviniye behesh mige khoda la’natet kone, ham khodeto badbakht kardi ham mano!

Perfect Id Picture

Ta hala ye ghoorbaghe ke zire pelastik peres shode didi??
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Ye negah be karte mellit bendaz!

What Young People Really Want

Shoare 22 Bahmane emsal in bood :

Dokhtara Boland Faryad Mizadan : Na Rusari, Na Toosari, Hokoomate Doost pesari!

Pesarha ham dar javab migoftan: Na Sarbaazi, Na Jaanbazi, Bezan Berim Dokhtar Bazi!

Good Looks Kill...

Yek abadanie too biyaboon gom mishe o dashte az teshnegi mimorde hamash migofte aaaaab aaaaabbbbb, bade modati ye cheshme aab peyda mikone dastasho mizane too aaab, mikeshe be mohash mige akheish volak rahat shodam, tippe moham kharab shode bod dashtam mimordam!

Such Sweet Memories

Be torke migan talkhtarin hadese zendeghit chi bod?
Mige: vaghti dashtam jenaze ye bache bami ro khak mikardam, hamash migoft amoo bekhoda man zendam!

Turn On The Lights

Torke be zanesh mige: Dishab ke pa shodam beram dastshooyi, dare dastshooyi ro ke baaz kardam, Cheraghesh roshan shod, tarsidam daro bastam, goftam hatman jenne! Dobareh baz kardam cheragh roshan shod! Manam ye besmellah goftamo raftam karamo kardam…

Zane: Khak bar saret, pas begoo chera yakhchal shashi bood!!

It Tastes Like Chicken

Torke rish bozi mizare, mire jangal,
Yeho ye shir mipare migire o mikhoresh o mige :
Ajab bozi bood, maze khar midad!

You Can Count On...

Age khasti ye kasi,
Ye asheghe ham nafasi,
Omresho heyroonet koneh,
Joonesho ghorboonet koneh,
Joone madaret, Roo ma yeki hesab nakon!

First Love

Avalin chizi ke behesh del bastam too bodi,
Bi too arumo gharar nadashtam,
Gerye mikardam to roo mikhastam,
Midonestam too nabashi nemikhabam.
Doostet Daram Pestoonak!

Don't Bet On It

Yek Dokhtare khoshgel ba madarbozorgersh mire parche forooshi,

Parcharo mipasandand, Dokhtare gheimat ro miporse,

Forooshande ke hiz boode mige : 10 ta Maach!

Dokhtare ghabool mikone, Moghe hesab kardan ke mirese dokhtare mige: Mamanbozorg bia hesab kon!

My Only Wish

Bozorgtarin arezoye man,

Kochektarin negahe tost va bozorgtarin ghame man,

Akharin negahe tost.

Wedding At The Mental Hospital

To timarestan, navar kasete noh mizaran.

Hame pamishan miraghsan ela yeki.

Migan in hatman saleme azash miporsan to chera nemiraghsi?

Mige: Akhe man aroosam!

I've Lost...

Goli gom kardeh am dar baghe hasti

Khodeto los nakon un gol to nisti

Khari gom kardeham ba bare kashi

Sms mizanam shayad to bashi.

Look What You Did!

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'-O----O-' >-->¤

Nagi be yadam naboodi! Bebin too fekre to budam mashin zad behem mordam!

When You Least Expect It...

Tamame lezathaye donya vase zamanie ke entezaresho nadari va hich lezati balatar az doost dashtan nist, pas hala ke entezaresho nadari, dooset daram.

You + Love = Life

To + Eshgh =Zendegi

Zendegi + To =Aramesh

Man - To =Divunegi

Eshgh + Divunegi =To

Zendegi - To =Marg