Sunday, April 27, 2008

Dadashameh!

Torke ba dostdokhtaresh to park ra mirafte, dokhtare ye dafe babasho mibini. babash miporse: "in martike kiye bahash dast dast gorefti ra miri? "
Torke hey mizane be dokhtare mige: " bego dadashame bego dadashame "

Nafare Avale Konkur

Torke nafare avale konkur mishe azash miporsan ruzi cand saat dars mikhondi?
Mige ruzi 25 saat
Migan ye ruz 24 saate to chejuri 25 saat mikhondi?
Torke mige khob yek saat zudtar az khab pa mishodam.

Hame Kojan?

Esfahanie dame marg:
Ahmed kojast?
-Inja baba
Ali kojast?
-Injam baba
Pes hame ke injan chera koolere on otagh roshane!!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Rang-a-rang!

Sefid: Saket, Abi: Doost dashtani, Sabz: Jazab, Arghavani: Goshe gir, Sorkhbi: Koshtip, Ghermez: Sheytoon, Narenji: Bahosh, Meshki: Mashkok, Kerem: Jedi, Zard: Mehraban, Banafsh: Ziba, Sadafi: Khodkha, Nili: Bahal, Tosi: Bamaze, Talaei: Hasood
Hala man che rangi hastam? Lotfan javab bede!

Credit: Sofia

Emshab Va Dishab

Yek shabi ye siahpusti dasht baraye khodesh miraft keh yek torki ra mibine.
Torke ba tajob negash mikone va bad az modati miporse: To shabi?
Siahe asabani mishe va migire torke ro hesabi kotakesh mizane.
Torke narahat va zakhmi pa mishe bere khane, vaseye khodesh mige: Akh che shabe badi bud.
Ruze badesh siaharo dobare mibine va ba tajob migeh: Eh, to keh dishabi!!!

Dooste Jadid

Ye abadanie ba doostash sohbat mikarde ke yeki az doostaye jadidesh az rah mirese.
Baraye moarefi kardane una behamdige mige : " Bacheha'KA'(my new friend), KA' bacheha.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Pas Nago Faramusham Kon!

Harvaght tunesti barfo siyah koni,paye kalagho sefid koni,atisho bus koni,tuye ab ye nafase amigh bekeshi oon moghe mitunam faramushet konam (pas nago faramusham kon).

Vay Behalesh!

Yeki miduneh dustesh dari,yeki nemiduneh,vay behale oun kasi ke fekr mikoneh dustesh dari vali to alan dustesh nadari.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Kale Pache

Ye rooz ye marde bode har moghe kale pache mikhorde hamash hava az khodesh dar vakard, bad roze tavalodesh to rahe khone yadesh mire tavalodeshe kale pache mikhore, mirese khone zanesh cheshasho mibande mibaradesh to otagh bad behesh mige man alan bar migardam, inam az forsat estefade mikone o har chi hava dashte khali mikone, taze hey poshtesham bad mizade ke boosh bere, waqti zanesh barmigarde cheshasho baz mikone mibine hameye famil doresh jaman, zanesh mikhaste surprise kone bichararo!

Del Be Kasi Naband

Hich vaght del be kasi naband chon in donya inghadr kuchike ke tush dota del kenare ham ja nemishe,vali age del basti hich vaght azash joda nasho chon in donya inghadr bozorge ke dige peidash nemikoni.

Ey Yar Mehrabunam

Kari nadaram dige ba ashkaye to
Man nemimiram dige baraye to
Man nemirizam dige ashki be paye to
Be paye to man dige khaste shodam
Dige bejune to man joon sepordam
Tuye zendune to man mikham beram
Dige bedune to bedune to,
Ino midunam bedune to shaba ba ghamha mehmunam,
To nabashi pisham bi to man virunam,
Khodahafez ey yar mehrabunam,
Hala ke raftaniyam ba kule bari az khatere,
Nemikham hata biyay ye lahze poshte panjare,
Bekhoda rahe mano to azizam joda shode,
Sahme man az eshghe to geryeye bi seda shode,
Na dige nemishe ba to nemishe,
Midunam nemitunam,
Na dige nemishe vase hamishe bezar tanha bemunam ey yar mehrabunam.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Ghahr Kardan...

Torke ba zanesh davash mishe ba ham ghahr boodan, ye kalameh ham ba ham harf nemizadan.

Shab ke torke miad khooneh, bara zanesh yaddasht mizareh ke: farda man kareh mohemi daram. mano saate 6 sobh az khab bidar kon.

Kholase mikhabeh, sobh ke az khab boland mishe mibineh saat 11, ye yadasht az zanesh balaye sareshe ke mige: boland sho dige martike khar. Saat shishe!

Hame Kheyli Chiza Migan!

Hame migan adam bayad baraye residan be eshghesh az tamame 2nya begzare vali to ke donyaye mani chetori azat begzaram!

Tanha Arezoo

Az man prosidi ke tanha arezoot chie?

Manam goftam tanha arezoom in hast ke to be arezot beresi.

Ama nemidunestam ke arezooye to hamsh in hast ke zoodtar az man joda beshi...


Thursday, April 10, 2008

Tohi - Rast Migan

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Ba Yek Sms Be Eshghet Haghighato Bego

Salam golam, chetori?
Az avale shab ta hala be U fekr mikardam,
Tamame fekr o zekram mashghole U bod!
Hala mikham be V W X Y Z fekr konam!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Bluetooth

Bluetoothe ghableto roshan kon. Mikham tamame vojudamo vasta send konam
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HAHA virus dasht. Alan mimiri!!!

Credit: Sofia

Gheymate Noghl

Midooni noghl kilo chande?
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Nemidooni?
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Nabaat chetor?
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Bazam nemidooni?
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Az ghadim goftan: Khar che danad gheymate noghl o nabat!

Safar Be Khorshid

Chanta tork mikhastan be khorshid safar konan, beheshoon migan agar berin onja kaba mshin! Torka migan ma tori barnamerizi kardim ke shab beresim!

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Zang Bezan!

Ye rooz Jasem mire dame khooneye Abood ro mizane mibine ke kasi dar ro baaz nemikonam, hey chand baare dige dar mizane mibine ke khabari nist.
Baad ye Abadani e onja neshaste boode mige volek ZANG BEZAN, hatman dareshoon kharabe!

Koja Shekaste?

Yek Torke mire Doktor va mige
- Agha Doktor dirooz dashtam hamvatan savaree mekardam va chordam zameen, az oon moge har jaye badanam ra dast mezanam dard mekone.
Doktor mige
- Angooshtetan shekaste?

Parcham

Ye torke mire yek maghaze miporse
- Aga parchame Iran darid?
Forooshande be torke ye parchame Iran mide. Torke miporse
- Range digasho nadaarid?

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Oni Ke Delet Mikhad

Oniro peyda kon ke baes mishe ghalbet labkhand bezaneh,
Khabiro bebin ke arezusho dari,
Onjaee boro ke delet mikhad beri,
Oni bash ke delet mikhad bashi,
Chon to faghat ye bar zendegi mikoni va fagaht ye forsat vaseh anjame tamame karhaee ke delet mikhad amjam bedi dari.

Chandta M?

Midoni man doset daram mimiram barat asheghetam chandta M dareh?

Salmooni 2

Ye aghahi mire arayeshgah moohasho koota kone, onvakht arayeshgar azash hale madar zanesho miporse. Aghahe behesh mige chera hamishe soraghe madar zanamo migiri? Arayeshgar pasokh dad chon moohat sikh mishe rahattar kootash mikonam!