tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80090942618729197522024-03-08T08:50:24.486-08:00Iranian JokesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger277125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-68023622240299796072009-01-21T03:25:00.000-08:002009-01-21T03:26:43.041-08:00KaboosKhasiseh khab mibine 1000 toman be gheda dade. Sarasime az khab bidiar mishe mige: Cha kaboosi didam!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-30567055502697634362009-01-21T03:24:00.000-08:002009-01-21T03:25:30.681-08:00Nafasami!To toye damaghe man che kar mikoni? Jambeye shokhi dashte bash, khastam begam to nafasami!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-40445476446484026522009-01-21T03:22:00.000-08:002009-01-21T03:24:19.609-08:00Amal KardanShenidam dar saate 3 seh kilo laghar shodi. Ey naghola, binitro amal kardi?!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-22314200818615363412009-01-21T03:21:00.000-08:002009-01-21T03:22:44.270-08:00Shog Kard...Ye ruz ghazvinie mire namaz jamat az shogesh gash mikone.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-58684777527715926842009-01-18T14:11:00.000-08:002009-01-18T14:14:31.025-08:00Kh na K!Torke az jang bar migarde asho lash boode!<br />Vaghti ke halesh khoob mishe khabar negara mirizan doresh ke agha shoma dar morede jebhe tozih bede!<br />In torke bichare ham be "Kh" migofte "K"!<br /><br />Mige valla ma neshaste boodim yeho az asemoon koonpare oomad hame kooni shodan! Kooniya oftadan roo ham! In var koon oon var koon! Agha maro avordan doktor koone maro pak kardan!<br />Bad kise koon be ma vasl kardan!<br />Ma ham varje voorje ziyad mikardim kise koon pare shod, kooni boodim kooni tar shodim!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-33882761343228454552009-01-18T13:59:00.000-08:002009-01-18T14:04:50.353-08:00MokhaberatBe ye abadani goftan ba "mokhaberat" jomle besaz goft:<br />"Mokha berat beguzom?"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-8788087168656022262009-01-18T13:58:00.000-08:002009-01-18T13:59:02.660-08:00Kerm Dari!Yek roz dota kerm beham mikhoran avaly be dovomy mige mage kerm dary?!?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-60478078378935032312009-01-11T17:04:00.000-08:002009-01-11T17:05:44.719-08:00Aghd Va AroosiYe ruz ye torke dota kerevat ro ham zadeh bud, azash porsidan chera dota kerevat zadi, goft mikham beram aroosi, goftan O.K. vali chera dota zadi, goft akhe aghd va aroosi bahame.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-52995173249405332972009-01-11T17:00:00.000-08:002009-01-11T17:02:32.388-08:00Balaye DerakhtYek ruz yek pesare esmesh adab boode.<br />Adab ba dustesh miran tu kuche bazi.<br />Adab mire balaye derakht.<br />Duste adab mishashe paye derakht.<br />Yek marde mirese be pesare va mige adabet koja rafte, mige balaye derakht.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-79201456459514801422009-01-11T16:49:00.000-08:002009-01-11T16:50:32.104-08:00Ye Kure Va Ye RandeYe kure ye rande tu khiabun peyda mikone, dast mikeshe rush, mige: "In chertoperta chie ke neveshtan?"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-41672426058905571742008-12-18T12:01:00.000-08:002008-12-18T12:02:39.451-08:00RodkhonehBe esfehanie migan chera to rodkhoneh neshasti?<br /><br />Mige mikham dar jarian basham.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-16271754512250551222008-12-18T11:51:00.001-08:002008-12-18T11:51:56.762-08:00Car WashTorke mireh car wash amma mashinesho nemibare. Behesh migan: Chera mashineto nayavordi? Mige: rah nazdik bud, piyade omadam.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-78813390815870658022008-12-18T11:34:00.000-08:002008-12-18T11:36:37.897-08:000-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-<br /><br />Balaro mibini, miduni ina shabihe chian?<br /><br /><br />Bia paien ta behet begam<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />bazam bia<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />akhey khaste shodi eyb nadarehfaghat ye kam mundeh bia,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />khob haminjas alan migam .<br /><br />Unaie ke didi shabihe inan:<br /><br />0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-5750761267701971292008-12-17T10:08:00.000-08:002008-12-17T10:09:10.504-08:00Amoozegar va RoozegarMidooni farghe amoozegar ba roozegar chiye? Amoozegar aval dars mide bad emtahan migire vali roozegar aval emtehan migire bad dars mide.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-69351804284077499152008-12-17T09:58:00.000-08:002008-12-17T09:59:20.057-08:00Vaghte NaharTorke tu dastshui bude. Pesaresh zang mizane be mobilesh. Mige baba kojay? Mige yejaei. Pesare mige: maman gofte nahar nadarim har ja hasti hamunja ye chizi bokhor.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-12637369897895208392008-12-17T09:28:00.000-08:002008-12-17T09:31:06.903-08:00Yek Do SeDo........<br />Doo........<br />Doos........<br />Doose........<br />Doosett........<br />Doosetta ke bezanam zire gooshet adam mishi!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-77865609527538933812008-12-14T12:05:00.000-08:002008-12-14T12:06:57.546-08:003ta Chiz3ta chizo kheyli dost daram:<br /><br />1) Tu zamin khodamo<br />2) Tu khodam ghalbamo<br />3) Tu ghalbam to ro.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-40249987298135832382008-12-14T12:01:00.000-08:002008-12-14T12:02:30.954-08:00Shab Ke MisheShab ke mishe boro kenare panjere ta setareha bebinanet va hasodishoon beshe ke maheshoon male mane.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-43174934011293320042008-12-14T11:59:00.000-08:002008-12-14T12:00:19.215-08:00Titanic<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color:#400224;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">T I T A N I C </span></span><br /><span style="color:#400224;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">_ll__ .</span></span><br /><span style="color:#400224;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">_,-'::::::::'=._,/t__</span></span><br /><span style="color:#400224;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">'____________/<br /><br />Ba mosaferash faday to!<br /></span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-76644489279749811012008-12-14T11:49:00.000-08:002008-12-14T11:51:16.244-08:00Bare AvalYek Abadani va yek Tehrani ro khastan edam konand. Tehranie istade bud va milerzid, Abadanie bargasht va behesh goft, cheteh koka mage bare avalete?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-2387460327451800522008-12-14T11:39:00.000-08:002008-12-14T11:46:29.824-08:00ZirdaryaiAgar goftid chetori zirdaryai torkaro ghargh mikonan?<br />Yek nafaro miferestan dar bezane!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-18765005309021973842008-12-14T11:36:00.000-08:002008-12-14T11:38:10.317-08:00Radio Dorough Mige!Yek torke dar Zanjan yek radio mikhare. Radio roshan mikoneh va guyande mige: Inja Tehran ast radioye Iran. Torke mige: Migan radio television hamash dorough migan, inja koja Tehrane, inja Zanjaneh.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-21471783706642459192008-12-09T11:55:00.000-08:002008-12-09T11:58:09.026-08:00Safar Be JaponLore vase doost dokhtaresh kelas mizashte migofte: Man mahi se martabe miram Japon. Dokhtare mige: Age laf nemiai name yeki az kocehai Japon ro bego. Mige: Koceye Vahid Boroosli.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-35871426136273430102008-12-08T02:49:00.000-08:002008-12-08T02:50:11.558-08:00Lore va TorkeLore ba torke savare peykan mishan. Torke navare video mide be lore mige bezar gush bedim. Lore mige vaghean torkiaa, navare kamiono dadi migi bezar tu peykan!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8009094261872919752.post-67661477252358571952008-12-08T02:44:00.001-08:002008-12-08T02:44:47.591-08:00JazireTorke to jazire adam khora gir mikone, mige: Khodaya chetor sabet konam man adam nistam!?!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0