Dadashameh!

Torke ba dostdokhtaresh to park ra mirafte, dokhtare ye dafe babasho mibini. babash miporse: "in martike kiye bahash dast dast gorefti ra miri? "
Torke hey mizane be dokhtare mige: " bego dadashame bego dadashame "

Nafare Avale Konkur

Torke nafare avale konkur mishe azash miporsan ruzi cand saat dars mikhondi?
Mige ruzi 25 saat
Migan ye ruz 24 saate to chejuri 25 saat mikhondi?
Torke mige khob yek saat zudtar az khab pa mishodam.

Hame Kojan?

Esfahanie dame marg:
Ahmed kojast?
-Inja baba
Ali kojast?
-Injam baba
Pes hame ke injan chera koolere on otagh roshane!!

Rang-a-rang!

Sefid: Saket, Abi: Doost dashtani, Sabz: Jazab, Arghavani: Goshe gir, Sorkhbi: Koshtip, Ghermez: Sheytoon, Narenji: Bahosh, Meshki: Mashkok, Kerem: Jedi, Zard: Mehraban, Banafsh: Ziba, Sadafi: Khodkha, Nili: Bahal, Tosi: Bamaze, Talaei: Hasood
Hala man che rangi hastam? Lotfan javab bede!

Credit: Sofia

Emshab Va Dishab

Yek shabi ye siahpusti dasht baraye khodesh miraft keh yek torki ra mibine.
Torke ba tajob negash mikone va bad az modati miporse: To shabi?
Siahe asabani mishe va migire torke ro hesabi kotakesh mizane.
Torke narahat va zakhmi pa mishe bere khane, vaseye khodesh mige: Akh che shabe badi bud.
Ruze badesh siaharo dobare mibine va ba tajob migeh: Eh, to keh dishabi!!!

Dooste Jadid

Ye abadanie ba doostash sohbat mikarde ke yeki az doostaye jadidesh az rah mirese.
Baraye moarefi kardane una behamdige mige : " Bacheha'KA'(my new friend), KA' bacheha.

Pas Nago Faramusham Kon!

Harvaght tunesti barfo siyah koni,paye kalagho sefid koni,atisho bus koni,tuye ab ye nafase amigh bekeshi oon moghe mitunam faramushet konam (pas nago faramusham kon).

Vay Behalesh!

Yeki miduneh dustesh dari,yeki nemiduneh,vay behale oun kasi ke fekr mikoneh dustesh dari vali to alan dustesh nadari.

Kale Pache

Ye rooz ye marde bode har moghe kale pache mikhorde hamash hava az khodesh dar vakard, bad roze tavalodesh to rahe khone yadesh mire tavalodeshe kale pache mikhore, mirese khone zanesh cheshasho mibande mibaradesh to otagh bad behesh mige man alan bar migardam, inam az forsat estefade mikone o har chi hava dashte khali mikone, taze hey poshtesham bad mizade ke boosh bere, waqti zanesh barmigarde cheshasho baz mikone mibine hameye famil doresh jaman, zanesh mikhaste surprise kone bichararo!

Del Be Kasi Naband

Hich vaght del be kasi naband chon in donya inghadr kuchike ke tush dota del kenare ham ja nemishe,vali age del basti hich vaght azash joda nasho chon in donya inghadr bozorge ke dige peidash nemikoni.