Kaboos

Khasiseh khab mibine 1000 toman be gheda dade. Sarasime az khab bidiar mishe mige: Cha kaboosi didam!

Nafasami!

To toye damaghe man che kar mikoni? Jambeye shokhi dashte bash, khastam begam to nafasami!

Amal Kardan

Shenidam dar saate 3 seh kilo laghar shodi. Ey naghola, binitro amal kardi?!

Shog Kard...

Ye ruz ghazvinie mire namaz jamat az shogesh gash mikone.

Kh na K!

Torke az jang bar migarde asho lash boode!
Vaghti ke halesh khoob mishe khabar negara mirizan doresh ke agha shoma dar morede jebhe tozih bede!
In torke bichare ham be "Kh" migofte "K"!

Mige valla ma neshaste boodim yeho az asemoon koonpare oomad hame kooni shodan! Kooniya oftadan roo ham! In var koon oon var koon! Agha maro avordan doktor koone maro pak kardan!
Bad kise koon be ma vasl kardan!
Ma ham varje voorje ziyad mikardim kise koon pare shod, kooni boodim kooni tar shodim!

Mokhaberat

Be ye abadani goftan ba "mokhaberat" jomle besaz goft:
"Mokha berat beguzom?"

Kerm Dari!

Yek roz dota kerm beham mikhoran avaly be dovomy mige mage kerm dary?!?

Aghd Va Aroosi

Ye ruz ye torke dota kerevat ro ham zadeh bud, azash porsidan chera dota kerevat zadi, goft mikham beram aroosi, goftan O.K. vali chera dota zadi, goft akhe aghd va aroosi bahame.

Balaye Derakht

Yek ruz yek pesare esmesh adab boode.
Adab ba dustesh miran tu kuche bazi.
Adab mire balaye derakht.
Duste adab mishashe paye derakht.
Yek marde mirese be pesare va mige adabet koja rafte, mige balaye derakht.

Ye Kure Va Ye Rande

Ye kure ye rande tu khiabun peyda mikone, dast mikeshe rush, mige: "In chertoperta chie ke neveshtan?"