Rodkhoneh

Be esfehanie migan chera to rodkhoneh neshasti?

Mige mikham dar jarian basham.

Car Wash

Torke mireh car wash amma mashinesho nemibare. Behesh migan: Chera mashineto nayavordi? Mige: rah nazdik bud, piyade omadam.

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Balaro mibini, miduni ina shabihe chian?


Bia paien ta behet begam
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bazam bia
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akhey khaste shodi eyb nadarehfaghat ye kam mundeh bia,
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khob haminjas alan migam .

Unaie ke didi shabihe inan:

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Amoozegar va Roozegar

Midooni farghe amoozegar ba roozegar chiye? Amoozegar aval dars mide bad emtahan migire vali roozegar aval emtehan migire bad dars mide.

Vaghte Nahar

Torke tu dastshui bude. Pesaresh zang mizane be mobilesh. Mige baba kojay? Mige yejaei. Pesare mige: maman gofte nahar nadarim har ja hasti hamunja ye chizi bokhor.

Yek Do Se

Do........
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Doose........
Doosett........
Doosetta ke bezanam zire gooshet adam mishi!

3ta Chiz

3ta chizo kheyli dost daram:

1) Tu zamin khodamo
2) Tu khodam ghalbamo
3) Tu ghalbam to ro.

Shab Ke Mishe

Shab ke mishe boro kenare panjere ta setareha bebinanet va hasodishoon beshe ke maheshoon male mane.

Titanic

T I T A N I C
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Ba mosaferash faday to!

Bare Aval

Yek Abadani va yek Tehrani ro khastan edam konand. Tehranie istade bud va milerzid, Abadanie bargasht va behesh goft, cheteh koka mage bare avalete?

Zirdaryai

Agar goftid chetori zirdaryai torkaro ghargh mikonan?
Yek nafaro miferestan dar bezane!

Radio Dorough Mige!

Yek torke dar Zanjan yek radio mikhare. Radio roshan mikoneh va guyande mige: Inja Tehran ast radioye Iran. Torke mige: Migan radio television hamash dorough migan, inja koja Tehrane, inja Zanjaneh.

Safar Be Japon

Lore vase doost dokhtaresh kelas mizashte migofte: Man mahi se martabe miram Japon. Dokhtare mige: Age laf nemiai name yeki az kocehai Japon ro bego. Mige: Koceye Vahid Boroosli.

Lore va Torke

Lore ba torke savare peykan mishan. Torke navare video mide be lore mige bezar gush bedim. Lore mige vaghean torkiaa, navare kamiono dadi migi bezar tu peykan!

Jazire

Torke to jazire adam khora gir mikone, mige: Khodaya chetor sabet konam man adam nistam!?!

Torke Asbab Keshi Mikone

Torke asbab keshi mikone. Shomare pelake khone ghabli ro miare nasb mikoneh ke doostan va famil agar khastan bian be hamun adress ghabli bian.

Khodkoshi

Ye murche khodkoshi mikone dalilesho miporsan mige:"2 sal pish asheghe ye dokhtare shodam taze fahmidam dokhtar nabud tofaleye chai bud!".