Kaboos

Khasiseh khab mibine 1000 toman be gheda dade. Sarasime az khab bidiar mishe mige: Cha kaboosi didam!

Nafasami!

To toye damaghe man che kar mikoni? Jambeye shokhi dashte bash, khastam begam to nafasami!

Amal Kardan

Shenidam dar saate 3 seh kilo laghar shodi. Ey naghola, binitro amal kardi?!

Shog Kard...

Ye ruz ghazvinie mire namaz jamat az shogesh gash mikone.

Kh na K!

Torke az jang bar migarde asho lash boode!
Vaghti ke halesh khoob mishe khabar negara mirizan doresh ke agha shoma dar morede jebhe tozih bede!
In torke bichare ham be "Kh" migofte "K"!

Mige valla ma neshaste boodim yeho az asemoon koonpare oomad hame kooni shodan! Kooniya oftadan roo ham! In var koon oon var koon! Agha maro avordan doktor koone maro pak kardan!
Bad kise koon be ma vasl kardan!
Ma ham varje voorje ziyad mikardim kise koon pare shod, kooni boodim kooni tar shodim!

Mokhaberat

Be ye abadani goftan ba "mokhaberat" jomle besaz goft:
"Mokha berat beguzom?"

Kerm Dari!

Yek roz dota kerm beham mikhoran avaly be dovomy mige mage kerm dary?!?

Aghd Va Aroosi

Ye ruz ye torke dota kerevat ro ham zadeh bud, azash porsidan chera dota kerevat zadi, goft mikham beram aroosi, goftan O.K. vali chera dota zadi, goft akhe aghd va aroosi bahame.

Balaye Derakht

Yek ruz yek pesare esmesh adab boode.
Adab ba dustesh miran tu kuche bazi.
Adab mire balaye derakht.
Duste adab mishashe paye derakht.
Yek marde mirese be pesare va mige adabet koja rafte, mige balaye derakht.

Ye Kure Va Ye Rande

Ye kure ye rande tu khiabun peyda mikone, dast mikeshe rush, mige: "In chertoperta chie ke neveshtan?"

Rodkhoneh

Be esfehanie migan chera to rodkhoneh neshasti?

Mige mikham dar jarian basham.

Car Wash

Torke mireh car wash amma mashinesho nemibare. Behesh migan: Chera mashineto nayavordi? Mige: rah nazdik bud, piyade omadam.

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Balaro mibini, miduni ina shabihe chian?


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akhey khaste shodi eyb nadarehfaghat ye kam mundeh bia,
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Amoozegar va Roozegar

Midooni farghe amoozegar ba roozegar chiye? Amoozegar aval dars mide bad emtahan migire vali roozegar aval emtehan migire bad dars mide.

Vaghte Nahar

Torke tu dastshui bude. Pesaresh zang mizane be mobilesh. Mige baba kojay? Mige yejaei. Pesare mige: maman gofte nahar nadarim har ja hasti hamunja ye chizi bokhor.

Yek Do Se

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Doosetta ke bezanam zire gooshet adam mishi!

3ta Chiz

3ta chizo kheyli dost daram:

1) Tu zamin khodamo
2) Tu khodam ghalbamo
3) Tu ghalbam to ro.

Shab Ke Mishe

Shab ke mishe boro kenare panjere ta setareha bebinanet va hasodishoon beshe ke maheshoon male mane.

Titanic

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Ba mosaferash faday to!

Bare Aval

Yek Abadani va yek Tehrani ro khastan edam konand. Tehranie istade bud va milerzid, Abadanie bargasht va behesh goft, cheteh koka mage bare avalete?