Car Wash

Torke mireh car wash amma mashinesho nemibare. Behesh migan: Chera mashineto nayavordi? Mige: rah nazdik bud, piyade omadam.

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Balaro mibini, miduni ina shabihe chian?


Bia paien ta behet begam
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bazam bia
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akhey khaste shodi eyb nadarehfaghat ye kam mundeh bia,
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khob haminjas alan migam .

Unaie ke didi shabihe inan:

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Amoozegar va Roozegar

Midooni farghe amoozegar ba roozegar chiye? Amoozegar aval dars mide bad emtahan migire vali roozegar aval emtehan migire bad dars mide.

Vaghte Nahar

Torke tu dastshui bude. Pesaresh zang mizane be mobilesh. Mige baba kojay? Mige yejaei. Pesare mige: maman gofte nahar nadarim har ja hasti hamunja ye chizi bokhor.

Yek Do Se

Do........
Doo........
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Doose........
Doosett........
Doosetta ke bezanam zire gooshet adam mishi!

3ta Chiz

3ta chizo kheyli dost daram:

1) Tu zamin khodamo
2) Tu khodam ghalbamo
3) Tu ghalbam to ro.

Shab Ke Mishe

Shab ke mishe boro kenare panjere ta setareha bebinanet va hasodishoon beshe ke maheshoon male mane.

Titanic

T I T A N I C
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Ba mosaferash faday to!

Bare Aval

Yek Abadani va yek Tehrani ro khastan edam konand. Tehranie istade bud va milerzid, Abadanie bargasht va behesh goft, cheteh koka mage bare avalete?

Zirdaryai

Agar goftid chetori zirdaryai torkaro ghargh mikonan?
Yek nafaro miferestan dar bezane!