Bare Aval

Yek Abadani va yek Tehrani ro khastan edam konand. Tehranie istade bud va milerzid, Abadanie bargasht va behesh goft, cheteh koka mage bare avalete?

Zirdaryai

Agar goftid chetori zirdaryai torkaro ghargh mikonan?
Yek nafaro miferestan dar bezane!

Radio Dorough Mige!

Yek torke dar Zanjan yek radio mikhare. Radio roshan mikoneh va guyande mige: Inja Tehran ast radioye Iran. Torke mige: Migan radio television hamash dorough migan, inja koja Tehrane, inja Zanjaneh.

Safar Be Japon

Lore vase doost dokhtaresh kelas mizashte migofte: Man mahi se martabe miram Japon. Dokhtare mige: Age laf nemiai name yeki az kocehai Japon ro bego. Mige: Koceye Vahid Boroosli.

Lore va Torke

Lore ba torke savare peykan mishan. Torke navare video mide be lore mige bezar gush bedim. Lore mige vaghean torkiaa, navare kamiono dadi migi bezar tu peykan!

Jazire

Torke to jazire adam khora gir mikone, mige: Khodaya chetor sabet konam man adam nistam!?!

Torke Asbab Keshi Mikone

Torke asbab keshi mikone. Shomare pelake khone ghabli ro miare nasb mikoneh ke doostan va famil agar khastan bian be hamun adress ghabli bian.

Khodkoshi

Ye murche khodkoshi mikone dalilesho miporsan mige:"2 sal pish asheghe ye dokhtare shodam taze fahmidam dokhtar nabud tofaleye chai bud!".

Kenare Darya

Yek ruz yek torke kenare darya bud va mibineh yek nafar tuye ab hey dad mizaneh "man shena balad nistam". Torke migeh khob man ham balad nistam amma in hame dado faryad nemikonam.

Jennifer Lopez

Yerooz ghazvineye Jennifer Lopez ro mibineh behesh mige to be in khoshgeli basan be in ghashangi, heyf nist namaz nemikhoni?