Ba Yek Sms Be Eshghet Haghighato Bego

Salam golam, chetori?
Az avale shab ta hala be U fekr mikardam,
Tamame fekr o zekram mashghole U bod!
Hala mikham be V W X Y Z fekr konam!

Bluetooth

Bluetoothe ghableto roshan kon. Mikham tamame vojudamo vasta send konam
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HAHA virus dasht. Alan mimiri!!!

Credit: Sofia

Gheymate Noghl

Midooni noghl kilo chande?
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Nabaat chetor?
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Bazam nemidooni?
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Az ghadim goftan: Khar che danad gheymate noghl o nabat!

Safar Be Khorshid

Chanta tork mikhastan be khorshid safar konan, beheshoon migan agar berin onja kaba mshin! Torka migan ma tori barnamerizi kardim ke shab beresim!

Zang Bezan!

Ye rooz Jasem mire dame khooneye Abood ro mizane mibine ke kasi dar ro baaz nemikonam, hey chand baare dige dar mizane mibine ke khabari nist.
Baad ye Abadani e onja neshaste boode mige volek ZANG BEZAN, hatman dareshoon kharabe!

Koja Shekaste?

Yek Torke mire Doktor va mige
- Agha Doktor dirooz dashtam hamvatan savaree mekardam va chordam zameen, az oon moge har jaye badanam ra dast mezanam dard mekone.
Doktor mige
- Angooshtetan shekaste?

Parcham

Ye torke mire yek maghaze miporse
- Aga parchame Iran darid?
Forooshande be torke ye parchame Iran mide. Torke miporse
- Range digasho nadaarid?

Oni Ke Delet Mikhad

Oniro peyda kon ke baes mishe ghalbet labkhand bezaneh,
Khabiro bebin ke arezusho dari,
Onjaee boro ke delet mikhad beri,
Oni bash ke delet mikhad bashi,
Chon to faghat ye bar zendegi mikoni va fagaht ye forsat vaseh anjame tamame karhaee ke delet mikhad amjam bedi dari.

Chandta M?

Midoni man doset daram mimiram barat asheghetam chandta M dareh?

Salmooni 2

Ye aghahi mire arayeshgah moohasho koota kone, onvakht arayeshgar azash hale madar zanesho miporse. Aghahe behesh mige chera hamishe soraghe madar zanamo migiri? Arayeshgar pasokh dad chon moohat sikh mishe rahattar kootash mikonam!