Iranian Jokes

Khasiseh khab mibine 1000 toman be gheda dade. Sarasime az khab bidiar mishe mige: Cha kaboosi didam!

To toye damaghe man che kar mikoni? Jambeye shokhi dashte bash, khastam begam to nafasami!

Shenidam dar saate 3 seh kilo laghar shodi. Ey naghola, binitro amal kardi?!

Ye ruz ghazvinie mire namaz jamat az shogesh gash mikone.

Torke az jang bar migarde asho lash boode! Vaghti ke halesh khoob mishe khabar negara mirizan doresh ke agha shoma dar morede jebhe tozih b...

Be ye abadani goftan ba "mokhaberat" jomle besaz goft: "Mokha berat beguzom?"

Yek roz dota kerm beham mikhoran avaly be dovomy mige mage kerm dary?!?

Ye ruz ye torke dota kerevat ro ham zadeh bud, azash porsidan chera dota kerevat zadi, goft mikham beram aroosi, goftan O.K. vali chera dota...

Yek ruz yek pesare esmesh adab boode. Adab ba dustesh miran tu kuche bazi. Adab mire balaye derakht. Duste adab mishashe paye derakht. Yek m...

Ye kure ye rande tu khiabun peyda mikone, dast mikeshe rush, mige: "In chertoperta chie ke neveshtan?"